Tag: humor
group name: imnotanumber
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November 07, 2009 10:15 AM EST --
Introduction
This is yet another attempt at humor.
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Smash the Parker Brothers monopoly!
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January 28, 2008 01:15 PM EST --
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March 17, 2008 01:28 AM EDT --
"Blowing out another person's candle will not make yours shine brighter."
A Gather buddy recently published an article in which she addressed the issue of some Gather . . .
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January 26, 2008 09:19 PM EST --
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April 18, 2009 07:44 AM EDT --
A sweet little boy surprised his grandmother one morning and brought her a cup of coffee. He made it himself and he was so proud. Anxiously, he waited to hear the verdict. The grandmother in all her . . .
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February 15, 2008 02:51 AM EST --
Gather has been a quieter place for the last few weeks without you. I've missed your cheery comments and jumpin' for joy icon.
You bring a smile to my day, no matter what dastardly deed . . .
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December 26, 2007 02:56 PM EST --
Now there are more overweight people in America than average-weight people. So overweight people are now average. Which means you've met your New Year's resolution.
Jay Leno
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May 08, 2009 03:15 PM EDT --
Received this today in my email and had to share lol
Top 10 Signs You Know It's Time To Join E-mailers Anonymous
10. You wake up at 3 a.m. to go to the bathroom, and check your e-mail on . . .
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September 12, 2008 08:57 AM EDT --
A wonderful little gem from my email.
More than 98 percent of convicted felons are bread users.
Fully HALF of all children who grow up in bread-consuming households score below average on . . .
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March 20, 2009 10:10 PM EDT --
OK, folks... this isn't a "Socialized Medicine" post, so if you came in here to argue with me, there's nuthin' to argue about. I've been sick since last Friday, and it . . .
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December 04, 2008 01:22 AM EST --
Just wanted to clarify that copying and pasting a questionnaire and then putting your own answers to the questions wasn't a hangin' offense... Much obliged...
So... Here goes... A questionnaire . . .
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October 30, 2009 09:56 PM EDT --
The sky was gloomy and dreary
The moon was darkened yet there
The scarecrows stood around really weary
Their job almost done for the . . .
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December 17, 2007 09:52 AM EST --
"Don't stay in bed, unless you can make money in bed. - George Burns (1896-1996)
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January 03, 2008 11:31 AM EST --
Ontario has been having a lot of trouble with crazy drivers, aggressive drivers, stupid drivers, nutso drivers, sloppy drivers and street racng in the last while.
Because of this an 85-year-old . . .
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September 17, 2008 09:06 PM EDT --
Doors:
Do not allow closed doors in any room. To get door opened, stand on hind legs and hammer with forepaws. Once door is opened, it is not necessary to use it. After you have ordered an "outside" . . .
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January 25, 2008 05:38 PM EST --
I posted this a long time ago when I was new to Gather. I thought I would repost it just for fun. These are some funny observations I have made since losing weight
Shaving takes less time . . .
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July 27, 2008 10:39 AM EDT --
I was not going to do anything here today, I just checked in to look at my messages. In the inbox was a question from Dame Ruth, a very good question that deserved an equally good answer. So, opening . . .
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August 16, 2008 10:58 AM EDT --
Tenjewberrymud
It's amazing, you will understand the above word by the end of the conversation......
Read aloud for best results. Be warned, you're going to find yourself . . .
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December 28, 2008 03:30 PM EST --
23 days left in the WORST administration EVER!!!!!
From the mouth of babes : Asked by his teacher to compare three presidents Johnny thought for a moment and said: "Well, George Washington . . .
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December 14, 2007 04:24 PM EST --
Okay, if you have read my postings most of you know that I am having fun at the expense of Gather's last upgrade. My question is do you think that pinging is a valuable feature or would spell . . .
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