Tag: humor
group name: imnotanumber
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March 17, 2008 01:28 AM EDT --
"Blowing out another person's candle will not make yours shine brighter."
A Gather buddy recently published an article in which she addressed the issue of some Gather . . . more
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February 15, 2008 02:51 AM EST --
Gather has been a quieter place for the last few weeks without you. I've missed your cheery comments and jumpin' for joy icon.
You bring a smile to my day, no matter what dastardly deed . . . more
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December 26, 2007 02:56 PM EST --
Now there are more overweight people in America than average-weight people. So overweight people are now average. Which means you've met your New Year's resolution.
Jay Leno
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December 17, 2007 09:52 AM EST --
"Don't stay in bed, unless you can make money in bed. - George Burns (1896-1996)
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January 03, 2008 11:31 AM EST --
Ontario has been having a lot of trouble with crazy drivers, aggressive drivers, stupid drivers, nutso drivers, sloppy drivers and street racng in the last while.
Because of this an 85-year-old . . . more
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December 14, 2007 04:24 PM EST --
Okay, if you have read my postings most of you know that I am having fun at the expense of Gather's last upgrade. My question is do you think that pinging is a valuable feature or would spell . . . more
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August 16, 2008 10:58 AM EDT --
Tenjewberrymud
It's amazing, you will understand the above word by the end of the conversation......
Read aloud for best results. Be warned, you're going to find yourself . . . more
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January 25, 2008 05:38 PM EST --
I posted this a long time ago when I was new to Gather. I thought I would repost it just for fun. These are some funny observations I have made since losing weight
Shaving takes less time . . . more
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February 17, 2008 08:12 PM EST --
We all know what a joy and a comfort pets can be to an empty-nester. They seem to fill the void left when the last of the children packs up their belongs to move out into the big world by themselves. . . . more
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January 26, 2008 09:19 PM EST --
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February 02, 2008 02:02 PM EST --
I came across this story: http://wkow.madison.com/News/index.php?ID=18593
Wow, talk about desperate for a drink. Guess he had plenty of antifreeze in him when he started out. Who . . . more
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April 22, 2008 12:01 AM EDT --
I get a lot of funny email with jokes and links to humorous sites, but today I received a blooper that literally had me ROFLMAO. I am still laughing. Got to share this one!
Last week, my husband . . . more
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August 12, 2008 03:04 PM EDT --
Class! CLASS! Now, let's all settle down and pay attention, shall we?
Today we're going to examine proper forms of address. There will be a test on this material later on, so, I advise . . . more
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February 27, 2008 07:46 PM EST --
This is a strictly
mathematical
viewpoint...
it goes like this:
What Makes 100%? What does it . . . more
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March 25, 2008 04:40 PM EDT --
CURTAIN RODS----
The soon-to-be divorced wife spent the first day packing
her belongings into boxes, crates and suitcases. On the
second day, she had . . . more
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May 10, 2008 01:06 PM EDT --
Christopher's class was having an English
lesson, and the teacher called on Christopher
to recite a sentence with a direct object.
Christopher stood and thought, then said, . . . more
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May 14, 2008 01:14 PM EDT --
A man went to a barbershop to have his hair cut and his beard trimmed. As the barber began to work, they began to have a good conversation. They talked about so many things and various subjects. . . . more
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June 02, 2008 08:58 AM EDT --
A friend sent this to me, I think I may need to remember these
The top 5 things to say after being caught asleep at your desk
NUMBER 5: They told me at the Blood Bank this might . . . more
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June 02, 2008 09:07 AM EDT --
Live and Learn
Psychiatry students were in their Emotional Extremes class. "Let's set some parameters," the professor said. "What's the opposite of joy?" he asked one student. . . . more
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June 06, 2008 01:07 PM EDT --
John the farmer was in the fertilized egg business. He had several hundred young layers (hens), called 'pullets', and ten roosters, whose job it was to fertilize the eggs.
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